angelispoopy:

gettin so high rn

angelispoopy:

gettin so high rn

(via queenelsaofarenderp)

krynn-dragonlance:

If this beauty doesn’t get a note, I’m seriously going to be mad -_-
http://berezka.deviantart.com/

krynn-dragonlance:

If this beauty doesn’t get a note, I’m seriously going to be mad -_-

http://berezka.deviantart.com/

"Cali… cali… calisthenics!" Tas said triumphantly. Then he dropped the water pitcher onto the floor. "Calisthenics? That’s not torture!"

Caramon groaned again.

"That’s exercises, you big baby!" Tas yelled. "Do you mean I’ve been waiting here worried sick, imagining all sorts of horrible things, and you’ve been out doing exercises!"

— Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman’s Dragonlance Legends V1: Time of the Twins (via kendertales)

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU’RE 110% DONE WITH REGINA’S BULLSHIT. FOR GOOD.

I WAS CONFUSED THIS IS APPARENTLY NOT ABOUT MEAN GIRLS

(via afirewiel)

gone with the wind

  • Scarlet: I hate you Melanie, I wish you were dead, this is all your fault
  • Melanie: omg thank you scarlet bless your soul

WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK A SHITLOAD OF WATER DAILY

Your brain is your biggest liquid asset. It is composed of more than 85 percent water. Little wonder then that if you are dehydrated, your thinking ability drops dramatically, as does the performance of your whole body.

● Water is 2nd only to oxygen in survival. A body can live for minutes without oxygen, for a few days without water, and several weeks without food.

● The human body is 60% water, blood is 90% water, muscles are 75% water, and bone is 25% water. Water is one of the main structures of the body. Drain your body of water you’ll be left with a few pounds of chemicals that are worth about $5 you guys!

●Your brain is 1/50 of your total body weight, but it receives 20% of the blood circulation, so 1/5 of your body’s water requirements come from your brain.

●Water balances and regulates almost every other system in the body — temperature regulation, digestion, and waste excretion. You cannot eliminate toxins from your body with insufficient water.

●Most headaches and feelings of fatigue are caused by dehydration.

●You lose about 10 cups of fluid each day in sweat, urine, and bowel movements. Even the air you exhale contains vital water vapor.

●If you wait until you are thirsty to drink, you are already dehydrated. Unlike hunger, thirst is a bad sign.

●Drinks that contain caffeine (colas and coffee) are diuretics, which means they lessen the body’s ability to absorb and retain water — they rob the body of water.

●It is the most time efficient way of improving your mood and overall performance. It takes seconds to drink a glass of water, but the benefits last for hours.

●Combined with a healthy lifestyle, drinking water increases weight loss.

— (via sabersecrets)

(via neo390)

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

owlmylove:

badsketchies:

A comic of my current favorite tumblr post in existence.

oH MY GOD. YOU DREW STEVE IRWIN’S VICTORIAN ANCESTOR. PLEASE WAIT WHILE I GOOGLE WHICH STATES I CAN LEGALLY MARRY DRAWINGS IN THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

(via laleiragoblin)

dorkshadows:

muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

Bat Boy the Musical.

(via izzabellablack)

Star Trek Character Appreciation | Reginald Barclay

I’m the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there’s a party. And then when he gets there, he winds up alone in the corner trying to look comfortable examining a potted plant.

(via worstshitinthesevenkingdoms)

leradny:

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

ROCK ON, BIRD WHOSE SPECIES I DON’T KNOW

(via crossmirage)